Saturday, March 6, 2010

If You need Make Love


One of the most lively things about living near Delta, Quezon Ave, is that on top of access to more bars and restaurants than maybe the rest of QC combined, on any given night, you run the risk of getting clobbered to death by pimps and prostitutes.

The pimps near the Delta stretch generally curse at everything, including pizza delivery. “Mga [expletive deleted] kayong mga [expletive deleted], [expletive deleted] nyong lahat, mga [expletive deleted],” they would scream, apparently at Pizza Hut. Or maybe just around Pizza Hut. It gets tough to tell.

So it’s… honestly, kind of weird, but some people have figured out how to make this process as non-violent as possible.

Attention, people who need make love... they are calling for you.

[Disclaimer: I do NOT consider this representative of my experiences in China. As far as I can tell, China's a great country that's weird for different reasons]



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